when i read the phrase, “well if evolution is real, then why are there still monkeys”, i don’t read it in the smug, ha-i-got-you-there tone anymore. i read it is if they are terrified, is if they’re like: “WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS AROUND, EVOLUTION WAS SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF THEM ALL”
A straight female of 17 or so years.
A feminist and fangirl.
A secular humanist or an atheistic luciferian depending on the day.
Music enthusiast (#born a music kid)
YouTubers, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Sherlock, Dangan Ronpa Disney, Doctor Who, Starkid, Star Trek, LotR, Star Wars, and proud Nerd fighter. Enjoys acting, drawing, reading, music (vocal and violin), and poetry. A huge horror/haunted house fan
i can’t get into the maple syrup this is horrible somebody didn’t clean it off right and now the lid is glued to the botTLE IM GONNA START A RIOT
i feel like this is one of those beautiful moments where someones url truly fits there post
"If a gay couple calls the police, an officer may refuse to help them if interacting with a gay couple violates his religious principles. State hospitals can turn away gay couples at the door and deny them treatment with impunity. Gay couples can be banned from public parks, public pools, anything that operates under the aegis of the Kansas state government.”
Fencing, Scottish style
I laugh every time I see this.
all i’m seeing is scotty vs sulu
All the street lamps just flickered off one by one…
UPDATE: I heard a motorcycle. My cat sort of looked at me.
It’s my time.
when you feel the first cramp
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?
i feel like somebody insulted me in a foreign language and then continued to insult me even though i don’t understand
Fun fact- tumblr user xsochangeable looks more like my mom than I do
I’m gonna piss
|Song: Hollaback Girl|
|Artist: Gwen Stefani|
|Album: Love Angel Music Baby|
|Played: 135,233 times.|
UH HUH THIS MY SHIT ALL THE GIRLS STOMP YOUR FEET LIKE THIS